Ok people do we really have the decision making skills of a jellyfish? We need to decide if we want green products or not.
Case in point, the now discontinued "SunChips" bag. The reason this ecologically friendly bag was discontinued...IT WAS TOO NOISY! Yes too noisy. I guess people couldn't hear the "Dukes of Hazzard" or "He-Haw" reruns over the noise when they were handling the bag. REALLY!!
Let me ask you evolutionary dead-ends a few questions. (Let me put a disclaimer here. These questions are not targeted to any specific person or group, but if you feel a twinge of guilt, good, and too bad!)
Is the bag louder than your mouth-breathing crunch of chewing the chips? How about louder than the slurping sound you make with the straw of that ginormous Big Gulp? Hey, how about louder than the illegal dirt bike you ride on other peoples property? Is it louder than the basketball you dribble out side your neighbors house at midnight? And finally, is it louder than the ridiculous car stereo that vibrates every window in the neighborhood? My guess is NOT!
Grow up people and stop whining, even when people try to do something good, you IQ challenged misfits complain! How about this for a solution? Don't stuff your black hole of a mouth with a whole bag of chips at one sitting! Unique concept huh? Better yet, stick your head back up where it came from.
As final note, I would only add that if you are trying to appear morally superior, don't test your smoke alarm by burning hot dogs on your stove while writing your blog..DUH! Where's my sign :-)
I'm Done
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