"SKINNY JEAN" Rant 4-29-11

I think if I see one more inappropriate body in "skinny jeans" my eyes are going to explode! Truly, do some of these people not know waht they look like?? Imagine too much sausage stuffed in a casing..with meat hanging over the top UGH. How do you stuff all that butt in a 3" space between the waist band and the pocket bottom? Don't these unaware zombies have someone to guide them?

I think if these clueless fashionista wannabees want to buy these ridiculously tailored products they need to go through a pre-determined qualification process in the store. For Example;

1. Just the description "skinny" should be the first step. If you are not, then walk away.
2. If you make it through step one, there should be a height and width scale on a wall, similar to what kids go through to qualify for carnival rides. If you don't fit, then don't buy!
3. There should be a store employee by the dressing room door with the authority to act when the customer leaves the dressing room. They should be able to say "sorry honey, we in good conscience cannot sell you those".
4. There should be a full length wrap around mirror to give them a full view of what the rest of us see. (That should be an eye opener!)

These are the steps that should be taken at the store! If they do make it through the store gauntlet, then it is up to us, the family and friends of these unfortunate souls to not unleash them on the public. Parents, I know you don't want to hurt your childs feelings, but give them some tough love, laugh at them!

Friends, it is up to you to beat them with a stick before they get out the door! t's your obligation to the rest of us!

Or is there an ulterior motive, as with all competing factions? If the person with you looks silly, then do you look that much better? Oh please say it isn't so!

How many of you are hanging your head in shame :)

I'm Sooo Done :)