What a beautiful inspiring morning! (ok, I'm over it :)
Today's MAGNIFICENT INSIGHT is a MORON TOP 10 LIST. This list is in no particular order (you may have one of your own) but it is amusing none the less. I am sure some of you may identify with it, but your secret is safe with me..Well, maybe. I am going to do it in reverse order in true LETTERMAN fashion. Are you ready?? Are you sure?? Ok, read'em and weep.
YOU MAY BE A MORON IF...
10. If you believe TRICKLE DOWN economics stimulates the economy..(the term "trickle down" is telling.)
09. If you think CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE..(do you think Pet Rocks are sentient beings?)
08. If you believe POLITICAL CORRECTNESS promotes solidarity...(I think I found a buyer for my swampland.)
07. If you believe everything you read on the INTERNET...(Snow White was real)
06. If you believe VOTER FRAUD is or was RAMPANT...(do you all have your ID???)
05. If you believe CLIMATE CHANGE is a fairy tale...(the 7 dwarfs are your neighbors)
04. If you believe the ACA is socialism....(be suspicious the poison apple may be in your fruit bowl)
03. If you believe BEARING ARMS is a "GOD GIVEN" right...(please show me the bible passage or better yet, the constitutional amendment that GOD signed.)
02. If you think DENALI means black power..( Let's try "The High One")
01. If you believe a 3 TIMES MARRIED County Clerk in Kentucky really believes in the sanctity of marriage.... (Can you say "Seperation of Church and State", ooohh there is that pesky constitution again.)
Ok sheeple let me see if I can clarify what I'm saying here. These are all "OPINIONS" and more disturbing, "BELIEFS" that I see posted on SOCIAL MEDIA. It is once again concerning that we forward, repost and spout things that we see without verifying. ARE WE ALL REALLY THIS STUPID?? Are our brains so addled by the influx of information that we follow every RIDICULOUS COMMENT and OPINION as though it were an edict from above?
When did we stop thinking for ourselves, or is it just easier to let someone else do the thinking for us..and..
Oh wait, Sorry I need to respond to this text. Talk to you later...
I'M DONE!
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